A Labeled Enriched Air Nitrox Cylinder
When I first got scuba certified, I was a little put off by the instructors always correcting my terminology. "It is called a mask not goggles" he would say or "it is an air tank, not an oxygen tank" she might tell me or "fins are for people, flippers are for dolphins." Why be so picky? It wasn't until I became a dive professional that I understood why these seemingly minor issues are important for safety of the diver and others.
Take the googles issue for example. The reason we must refer to it as a mask and not goggles is one of safety. Swim googles are often worn while swimming, but only a scuba mask is suitable for diving to depths beyond a swimming pool. A scuba mask covers both the the eyes and nose, which allows the diver to equalize the air space in the mask to ambient pressure. If a diver were to dive with swim goggles s/he could do some serious damage to his/her eyes as the pressure increases to 2-5 times the pressure experienced at the surface. If the googles were to flood with water it could lead to panic situation and possibly a fatality because there is no way to clear the water from goggles. It must be be made clear to a beginning diver that goggles and dive masks are different, and goggles can never be substituted for a proper mask.
As for calling your dive cylinder an "oxygen tank", this is to prevent another potentially fatal mistake among new recreational divers. You see, recreational divers often do have oxygen cylinders around for emergency first aid use since the primary first aid treatment for injured divers is 100% oxygen. Technical divers sometimes use 100% oxygen as a decompression gas. The problem is that 100% oxygen has a maximum operating depth of just 20 feet. So if a recreational diver, new to the sport were to go diving with an "oxygen tank" and exceed 20 feet of depth that person could succumb to oxygen toxicity, suffer convulsions, and drown. For this reason it is important to call the cylinder an air cylinder which it usually is. One might also call it a breathing gas cylinder if diving an enriched air nitrox mix (air enriched with additional oxygen). By using proper terminology, the rare possibility of a fatal mistake is minimized.
As for fins vs. flippers, that one is just semantics, but I still prefer fins to flippers.
Can you think of other scuba terms that people get bent out of shape about? Share in the comments.